Would You Rather Questions for Friends
Funny, weird, and debate-friendly prompts for friend groups.
Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you have to sneeze but never can?
Would you rather always have to sing instead of speak or always have to dance everywhere you go?
Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or have permanent clown shoes?
Would you rather sound like a chipmunk or sound like darth vader?
Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
Would you rather have fingers as long as legs or have legs as long as fingers?
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
Would you rather have a british accent or have an australian accent?
Would you rather wake up in a different place every morning or wake up in a different body every morning?
Would you rather have a constantly runny nose or have a constant itch you can't scratch?
Would you rather laugh uncontrollably every time someone cries or cry uncontrollably every time someone laughs?
Would you rather have a pet parrot that repeats embarrassing things or have a dog that constantly tries to trip you?
Would you rather burp every time you meet someone new or fart every time you laugh?
Would you rather have a magic 8-ball that's always wrong or have a gps that always takes the scenic route?
Would you rather have to wear formal wear everywhere or have to wear pajamas everywhere?
Would you rather save 5 strangers or 1 family member or save 1 family member and let 5 strangers perish?
Would you rather know the date of your death or know the cause of your death?
Would you rather be forgotten after you die or be remembered for something terrible?
Would you rather always have to tell the truth or always have to lie?
Would you rather know all the secrets of space or know all the secrets of the ocean?
Would you rather have everyone read your thoughts or have everyone see your memories?
Would you rather be immortal and watch everyone you love die or die young but live a fulfilling life?
Would you rather go back to the past and change one thing or go to the future and see one thing?
Would you rather be the richest person alive and alone or be average wealth but surrounded by love?
Would you rather give up all your memories but keep your skills or give up all your skills but keep your memories?
Would you rather know the meaning of life or know what happens after death?
Would you rather have unlimited knowledge or have unlimited wisdom?
Would you rather experience true happiness once or be content but never truly happy?
Would you rather live a short life that matters or live a long unremarkable life?
Would you rather have all your questions answered or never stop being curious?
Would you rather only eat sweet foods or only eat savory foods?
Would you rather never eat chocolate again or never eat pizza again?
Would you rather have tacos every day or have burgers every day?
Would you rather drink only water forever or drink only milk forever?
Would you rather have breakfast for every meal or never eat breakfast again?
Would you rather eat only raw food or eat only canned food?
Would you rather have ice cream that never melts or have pizza that's always hot?
Would you rather be allergic to your favorite food or be addicted to a food you hate?
Would you rather only eat one cuisine forever or eat every cuisine but never your favorite?
Would you rather have unlimited sushi or have unlimited steak?
Would you rather control fire or control water?
Would you rather have telekinesis or have telepathy?
Would you rather be invincible or be invisible at will?
Would you rather control time or control space?
Would you rather have super intelligence or have super luck?
Would you rather shapeshift into any animal or shapeshift into any person?
Would you rather control gravity or control electricity?
Would you rather see through walls or hear through walls?
Would you rather heal instantly or never get sick?
Would you rather create illusions or create force fields?
Would you rather drink a glass of spoiled milk or eat a live bug?
Would you rather have permanent body odor or have permanent bad breath?
Would you rather swim in a pool of jello or swim in a pool of mayo?
Would you rather never shower again or never brush your teeth again?
Would you rather lick a public toilet seat or lick a subway handrail?
Would you rather eat a raw onion like an apple or drink a glass of pickle juice?
Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or wear the same underwear for a week?
Would you rather have boogers in your nose all day or have food stuck in your teeth all day?
Would you rather smell like fish all day or smell like garlic all day?
Would you rather step in dog poop barefoot or touch moldy food with your hands?
Would you rather eat a whole lemon with the peel or eat a whole stick of butter?
Would you rather have greasy hair all the time or have oily skin all the time?
Would you rather eat baby food for every meal or eat gas station sushi for every meal?
Would you rather wear wet socks all day or wear a shirt inside out all day?
Would you rather have visible earwax always or have visible nose hair always?
Would you rather drink blended sardines or drink blended liver?
Would you rather have sweaty palms all the time or have sweaty armpits all the time?
Would you rather eat cereal with water instead of milk or eat pizza with ketchup instead of sauce?
Would you rather always have crumbs in your bed or always have sand in your shoes?
Would you rather drink orange juice after brushing teeth or eat ice cream with ketchup?
Would you rather be hot or be cold?
Would you rather live in summer forever or live in winter forever?
Would you rather be early or be late?
Would you rather read a book or watch a movie?
Would you rather stay up late or wake up early?
Would you rather shower in the morning or shower at night?
Would you rather listen to music or listen to podcasts?
Would you rather text or call?
Would you rather rain or snow?
Would you rather window seat or aisle seat?